Tell her she can't have a vagina
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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