Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
