are you still at the devil's house?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Pappa wants mamma naked
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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