She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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