ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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