he thought i was a dude.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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