Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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