Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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