Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
In America we eat man semen.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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