its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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