I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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