no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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