well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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