the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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