if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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