they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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