Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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