Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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