i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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