So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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