windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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