Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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