im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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