Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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