Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I think my moral compass just broke
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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