he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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