i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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