beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Sorry about my life...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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