Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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