Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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