Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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