But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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