I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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