Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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