So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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