So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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