I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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