just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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