Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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