marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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