You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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