I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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