the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I understand Curling. That high.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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