what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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