Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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