This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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