this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Randomize
