We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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