quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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