you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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