Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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