Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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