playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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