that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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