how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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